IT EXPLAINS HIS ANTI-CONTRACEPTION STANCE
According to Reuters' Sam Youngman, Santorum told a young man at South Lanes Bowling and Pizza in La Crosse to avoid using the femininely colored ball. "You're not going to use the pink ball," the former Pennsylvania senator said. "We're not gonna let you do that. Not on camera."At the prompting of another reporter, Santorum also quipped, "friends don't let friends use pink balls."So finally the truth is revealed. In one big swoop we've discovered that not only is Rick Santorum a closet Homophobe, but he also came up with the best campaign slogan for his non-contraceptives campaign. You too can have 'Blue Balls', vote for Santorum. Abstinence is a straighter color.... Pun intended. How about: Go blue or go hide in a closet.
What are blue balls? What exactly happens when a guy gets blue balls? Or is this just a myth? Blue balls are not just a figment of a male's imagination or a lame excuse to try and get you in the sack. Though it doesn't happen to all men, it is a very real condition that results from a prolonged state of sexual arousal. When a guy is physically turned on, blood flows to his penis, which is what gives him an erection, and his testicles, causing them toswell. If he doesn't ejaculate, there is a buildup of pressure, and his supersensitive balls feel the brunt of it. The sensation can range from a mild ache to worse-than-getting-kicked-in-the-crotch pain. But thebottom line is, it's not dangerous, and he can deal with it, whether that means giving himself a helping hand or just waiting it out. The blood will eventually drain, and any discomfort will disappear on its own. In case you were wondering, it's called blue balls because the blood that's been in the scrotum for a while loses oxygen and can give the appearance of a bluish tinge -- although it sounds like something guys came up with to express just how sad they are that they can't come! According to Cosmo.com
To read more about the Bowling ball incident, please check out:Santorum Sounds Warning About 'Pink Balls' http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/28/rick-santorum-bowling_n_1386504.html